ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

(via relahvant)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via orgasm)

"Don’t date someone you’re dependent on. Date someone who makes you more independent and makes you want to be better."

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via legalmexican)

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(Source: basedgosh, via hungerasylum)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via hungerasylum)

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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(via hungerasylum)

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