tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via cumfort)

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

(via mychemicalrecovering)

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via twisted-sadness)

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via relahvant)

  • *house phone rings*
  • Me: no
  • most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
  • me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

"As long as you’re happy, do not worry about me."

Me (via bewwbs)

(Source: razors-andblades, via emotionated)

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing, via a-lot-of-dangan-ronpa)

+ Load More Posts